At the end of this review, my point is DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY IN A PLACE AS SHITTY AS THIS PLACE‼️‼️
YES, I SAID IT WITH MY FULL CHEST‼️‼️
I love a beautiful outdoor restaurant with proper decor/aesthetics and a fine setting but there are a lot to consider if you decide to do outdoor setting in Nigeria;
– MAKE SURE SAY HEAT NO GO KILL YOUR CUSTOMERS
– FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF THE FLIES
– PROVIDE VISUAL ENTERTAINMENT (Very important and I’m not talking about TV, I’m talking of live band or games)
I visited Papieesmeatro the first time and their space is one that got my attention, the attention to decor details, very lovely space, suitable for gathering of friends and family also and with all this, I expected a good proper service but first, HEAT WAN KEE ME 😥😥 and no, it wasn’t the weather. As spacious as it was, there’s really no cross ventilation cos of the walls + they had limited fans also.
I ordered;
– GIZZDODO
– SPICED WINGS
– CHICKEN SUYA KEBAB
– SPAGHETTI IN HOUSE EXTRA
– ULTIMATE FOODIE
– SEX ON THE BEACH
– HEINEKEN
– WATER
REVIEW;
PRESENTATION : it took over 45mins to bring stater and another 45mins to bring main dish coupled with how hot everywhere was, it was totally uncomfortable. Food was served in a cracked plate, even the glass cup, I had to complain before they changed it, slow attitude to work, most of the meals we wanted wasn’t available, so why is it on your menu.
SPICED WINGS: nothing spicy about this, more of stew and plenty pepper, their strategy is to use the pepper to distract you from noticing that the wings aren’t even tasty..
CHICKEN SUYA KEBAB: mehnnn, I would have forfeited this if I knew I wouldn’t get my money value. It was more like the suya pepper was the compensating taste for this.
SPAGHETTI IN HOUSE EXTRA: with the name and the content I saw on the menu, I expected more. Most of the sausages were burnt, the spaghetti itself wasn’t tasty and once again, pepper was the compensating taste I got.
GIZZDODO: no jokes, this was just a bowl of pepper and plantain with gizzard all mixed up.
ULTIMATE FOODIE: wasted more than 45mins on this, big for nothing, tasteless chicken, bbq wings was like;
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